The many many tales of Noo Noo and Poo Poo. dedicated to Uncle Drew

The Tale of Noo Noo and Poo Poo.  

By Autumn Elodie Roche

Poo Poo and Noo Noo went to poop and then they pooped on everything. And then guess what happened? They pooped on every other gap. And Noo Noo said, "let's poop on us". And then guess what happened? They pooped on where they poop. And then guess what happened? They Noo Nooped. Then they pooped on the Noo Noop. And then, guess what happened, they pooped on themselves. Again. 

Poo Wah Wah

By Autumn Elodie Roche

Noo Noo sucks up Poo Poo, and he pooed out a new Poo Poo. And then guess what happened. They pooped on every other gap, and pooped everywhere. And then, guess what happened. They pooped on themselves. And then, guess what happened. They pooped on the mirror. And then, guess what happened. They pooped on all the other mirrors. The End

Noo Noo and Poo Poo and the light switch.
By Autumn Elodie Roche


Noo Noo and Poo Poo went and they pooed on the light switch.  And then, guess what happened?  They pooed on every single light.  And then, guess what happened? They pooed on the turned off lights. And then they pooed on the floor. And that's what Poo Poo did, and Noo Noo sucked it all off. Then they pooed on the ceiling.  And then they pooed in the bath and turned the other Noo Noo's on.  And cleared up all the poos. And then, guess what happened? They pooed on themselves.  Poo Poo pooped on Noo Noo, and Noo Noo pooped on Poo Poo.  And then, guess what happened? The End.

Noo Noo and Poo Poo and the Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah
By Autumn Elodie Roche


Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah, he "wah's" every second Noo Noo and Poo Poo say something. Guess what Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah did. He wah'ed every second they made a noise with their footsteps, so Noo Noo makes a "schlurr" sound and Poo Poo makes a "plonk, plonk, plonk" sound.  And Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah, he "wah's" every time he walks. And then, guess what happened? The End.

Poo Poo, Noo Noo, Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah and baby Coo Coo
By Autumn Elodie Roche

Coo Coo, he pooed on everywhere where Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah, didn't "wah".  Then guess what happened.  Then they pooed on the light switch, then they pooed on the floor.  Then big Noo Noo cleaned it all up. Then, The End WAH WAH (Because Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah didn't want it to end, but it did) 

Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah, Poo Poo, Noo Noo, Coo Coo, and Moo Moo
By Autumn Elodie Roche

Moo Moo, mooed.  And then guess what happened. He mooed in every other gap.  And then Coo Coo wee'd all over the place.  And wee'd on Moo Moo's moo's.  And then guess what happened.  Poo Poo pooed wherever Coo Coo wee'd. And then guess what happened.  They pooped and pooped and pooped.  Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah pooed wherever everyone did they thing.  Noo Noo did the same thing as Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah did.  Wah Wah, The End Wah spoon Wah, The End  Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah said "wait a second, I didn't want it to end."  The End


Noo Noo, Poo Poo, Wet Wet, Coo Coo (when he was bigger) Moo Moo,  Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah and the light switch that they pooed on
By Autumn Elodie Roche

Noo Noo, Poo Poo, Wet Wet, Coo Coo (when he was bigger) Moo Moo,  Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah all pooed on trees.  Then Poo Poo had an idea, to poo on every other tree and everywhere else. It began to get too slippy for them.  All the different Noo Noo's sucked it all up together, working as a team.  "Please, never end this story" said Poo Poo Pants Wah Wah. The end  Whoops sorry.  And Bloo Bloo was in the last story.

The one where we meet Blue Blue
By Autumn Elodie Roche

Blue Blue was just coming to all the others, and everyone else had to get everything ready to welcome him.  They had to get the party food ready, because it was Blue Blue's birthday, and they got blue cake, and everything was blue.  The Blue Blue blar blar had some very blue words in it, and it had a video too.  And then, guess what happened.  He was just coming, and when he just saw all that blueness he went "Hooray!!!!"  and they danced and did everything they wanted and Blue Blue said "Please can it never end."  but it did.  They end.

When they all needed a giant Poo that filled up the whole house
By Autumn Elodie Roche

Everyone started to do a giant poo that filled the whole house up.  "Please can it never end." But the end.